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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism Credit: http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless"

"HEY LOOK AT MY COCK!!! Isn't it a pretty rooster?"

"I finally decided I want to be a car mechanic. Guess it just took some motor-vation."

"What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him? No hard feelings."

"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."

"I asked my Welsh mate how many sexual partners he's had. He started counting and fell asleep."

"I finally read to the end of the dictionary today. It turns out the zebra did it for me."

"How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart? When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes."

"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."

"What do you call a virus that affects the command line? Terminal Illness"