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Joke of the Day

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, that is a hardware problem."

"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."

"I have sex daily. Sorry, I meant dyslexia."

"I felt like I was just a statistic, so I went to see a psychologist... She diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder. Now I feel like a distribution."

"A guy with a rock on his head hit someone and was charged with basalt and hattery."

"left my laptop bag at a restaurant last night and today i went to pick it up and the lady asked what was inside to verify that it's mine,"

"If I was the editor of a magazine, I would put gametes on the cover Because sex cells."

"An Irishman walks out of a bar..."

"RSVP: yes no yes now but then no later on"

"Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce? She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra"