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Joke of the Day

"My friend has a habit of dropping things. It's getting out of hand."

"Did you know you can see through Caitlyn Jenner? She is trans-parent."

"Did you hear about the guy that made the highest grades in his graduating class? He was on a roll!"

"I hate being bipolar. It's fucking awesome."

"Muhammad Ali in 1974: Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee Floyd Mayweather in 2015: Run like a chicken, hug like a bear"

"Did you hear that H.P. Lovecraft wrote a cookbook? It's called the Necronomnomnomicon."

"2 Packets of Crisps were walking down the street. A man in a van pulls up beside them and go "" Would you guys like a lift?"" The Crisps replied "" No Thanks we're **walkers**"""

"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger And then it hit me."

"Yesterday I held a door open for a clown... I thought it was a nice jester."

"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"