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Joke of the Day

"Hey girl, are you Harambes enclosure? Because i want to drop babies in you."

"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."

"Why don't orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to"

"No matter how powerless you feel, just think to yourself, one single pubic hair off of your body can shut down an entire restaurant."

"Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos."

"If I was a farmer the first thing I'd do is have a meeting with the roosters & cows & tell them to wake up around 9:30 instead of 5."

"If there is a hurricane coming why don't we just name it a black name? For all we know, they would probaby never show up."

"My son is fashion conscious and likes Disney show tunes. I think we need to have THE TALK. No son of mine is gonna raid my lingerie closet."

"Getting a cat is SO much easier. Go outside. Put cat food out. Pet whatever comes to eat it. Best 30 raccoons I've ever had. Also rabies."

"Getting pretty tired of having to add my own sugar and calories to my diet coke..."