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Joke of the Day
"Snow White: Someday my prince will come Prince Charming: I swear this has never happened before"
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"How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."
"I had a colonoscopy today... ...it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had ""coloscopy"" instead of ""colonoscopy"""
"Where does the pirate put his ear ring? In his buccaneer."
"So the human cannonball decided to quit his job at the circus... The ringmaster said ""Please, no you can't! We'll never be able to find another man of your caliber!"""
"One year later after Pavlov's dog death... Pavlov still brings him food."
"People can be so fucking rude when they catch you listening in on their conversation."
"ANGEL: the humans need a model for how they should treat you... GOD: [creates dog] ANGEL: ...and for how they actually do GOD: [creates cat]"
"What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep? Salt."
"there should be some kind of National Dog and before any politician gets sworn into office we have to see how the dog reacts to them"