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Joke of the Day

"Snow White: Someday my prince will come Prince Charming: I swear this has never happened before"

"There are so many old jokes on this subreddit... Want to hear a new one? 1."

"I'm going to just start biting the faces of people that stand too close during a conversation."

"What do Derek Jeter and girls' asses have in common? They're both overrated bags of shit"

"Do you have pet insurance? Coz I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonight"

"What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency? Life insurance policies."

"Chef: What kind of bread would you like? We have wheat, rye, white... Me: Black bread. Chef: We don't have that. Me: Racist."

"I'm glad humans don't do the combo breed names like Labradoodle. I wouldn't want to tell people I'm Germish."

"Why was the battery arrested ? cuz it was charged with electricity ."

"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"