71308

Joke of the Day

"I had a colonoscopy today... ...it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had ""coloscopy"" instead of ""colonoscopy"""

"Breaking News: horse in barn has emergency operation... Update: do not worry, he is in a stable condition."

"You've probably heard this joke before. It's hilearious."

"What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius? Fur Elise"

"Inspirational tweet: There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. I hope yours is a freight train."

"What do you call a rich muslim god? Ballah"

"I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole."

"I'm in the middle of hanging myself. The suspense is killing me."

"Whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea ? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I'm very good at hurdles In fact I hold the personal record"