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Joke of the Day
"What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep? Salt."
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"Did you hear about the electrician who beat up a baker? He was charged with battery."
"Playing dodgeball with kids is harder than it looks cause you have to throw them with both hands."
"My dad's better than your dad... Three kids are in an agruement about who's dad is better. ""My dad's a fireman"" said Billy. ""My dad's a marine!"" said Johnny. ""My dad's invisible."" said Brian."
"What does a vegetable use to change a flat? Asparagus..."
"What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon."
"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."
"CNN: President Obama Rescues a Child From a Burning Home FOX: Failed President Obama Tries To Take Jobs Away From Hard Working Firefighters"
"What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair? Pants."
"don't regret doing things, regret getting caught"