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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump is so narcissistic... When he looks in the mirror, his pupils dilate"
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"When Snoop Dogg was born, he had 3pounds .. in his possession."
"My calendar says there's a new moon tomorrow. The old one was there for 4.5 billion years; you'd think people would be more excited."
"Why don't Raggedy Ann & Andy have any children? Cotton balls"
"My Dad says that the soda can is half empty.... We call him Pepsimistic."
"If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said I wouldn't need a small loan of a million dollars"
"If you start a sentence with ""Let me reiterate..."" I'm gonna ignore it the second time too."
"Life is like a box of chocolates, once you have kids it's gone."
"If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant."
"Guy calls his boss and says ""I can't come in, I'm sick"". Boss says, ""you don't sound sick to me"". Guy says, ""I just got done fucking my dog how much sicker could I be?"""