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Joke of the Day
"If you laid everyone along Earth's equator... About half of them would be pregnant."
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"Everyone gets on the fashion industry for unrealistic beauty standards, but can we talk about unrealistic depictions of food on boxes?"
"Bae keeps on slippin, slippin, slippin Into da futuuurrrree"
"Jesus was in his room masturbating when Joseph walked in... Joseph sees him and says ""Jesus fucking Christ!!"""
"Yo mamma Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is ""Equator."""
"I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k. It was a trip down memory lane."
"What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed? He got baked."
"[slides briefcase of money across the counter] ""two big macs please"" [opens briefcase to reveal $7]"
"Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? Because seven ate nine."
"How do you confuse a gay? 7"