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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates, once you have kids it's gone."
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"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."
"#MyHomelessSignWouldSay Obama aint the only one who wants change"
"Relationship status: my period comes more often than I do."
"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out"
"""Hey Russell, You Want to Win Another Super Bowl?"" Wilson: ""Nah, I'll pass."" Just saw this on Facebook."
"How can you make a basset hound fast? Take away its food!"
"Found a $50 bill in the laundromat the other day.. I looked to the washer and dryers for clues, but they all told me to Bounce."
"What's the difference between the worst sex you ever had, and the best sex you ever had? Doesn't matter; Had sex "
"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"