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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait for Alien vs. Predator vs. Liam Neeson."
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"I'm going to buy a house near the St. Louis Airport and paint ""Welcome to chicago"" on my roof to confuse people who are about to land."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar And the bartender says ""I have a shot named after you"" The grasshopper replies ""you have a shot named Steve?!"" My bartender friend told me this, thought I should share"
"What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask? The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!"
"Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: I have no idea. Honestly, I never thought I'd live this long"
"I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane's dog & she was like, ""I've never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"""
"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."
"I had three girlfriends once and that was the worst recess ever."
"Hot, single, raccoons in your area want to rummage through your garbage."
"Buy Domino's Fire everyone Hire dragons Fire roasted pizzas Delivery in six minutes or less IMAGINE DRAGONS"