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Joke of the Day

"Hot, single, raccoons in your area want to rummage through your garbage."

"What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA? Jalapeno Business..........."

"What did Chewy say after episode VII? I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo solo"

"What's the difference between a straight man's moustache and a gay man's moustache? The smell."

"[Giraffes at gym] ""What do you want to work on today?"" Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. ""So...neck day again"" You bet"

"What do my wife and my math teacher have in common? They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve."

"[1665] ME:Make it enormous ""But if I paint a red cross on ur door, ppl will think you've got the plague & never visit"" ME:Make it enormous"

"Why is heaven a paradise for the common man? Because all the politicians are in hell."

"Met a contortionist, said, ""When you wanna get sexual?"" She said, ""However I fit in your schedule. I'm flexible."""

"Joke my dad told me: What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a javelin through her head"