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Joke of the Day
"I had three girlfriends once and that was the worst recess ever."
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"What are a Mexican's favorite dimensions for square dancing? dos y dos"
"They agree I'm funny I started my new job at the retirement center today. Told the residents that I'm a really funny guy. They didn't understand any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves."
"There's a website you can use to see if your family is racist. It's called Facebook"
"Midgets wouldn't creep me out nearly as much if they were autotuned."
"I hate when someone makes the comment ""he says what we're all thinking"" when he obviously said nothing about sexy lesbians."
"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"
"Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music? Metal."
"My dick is like an anchor... If it extends, I'm not going anywhere until it retracts."
"A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the hardest words they knew. The brunette's word was quizzical. The redhead's word was photosynthesis. The blonde's word was dick."