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Joke of the Day
"I had three girlfriends once and that was the worst recess ever."
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"Is it a bird is it a plane well what ever it is its heading straight for the world trade center Tell me if this joke is even funny."
"Dear Karma: I don't understand, he hasn't been mauled by a lion yet. XO, Me"
"If sexual frustration could be transferred into a usable energy source, I would be sitting on a gold mine"
"The word condominium has the word condom in it. hehe ;)"
"Why was the baby ant so confused? Because all of his uncles were ants!"
"I heard Hillary paid a touching tribute at the 9/11 memorial... ...she collapsed."
"Want to hear a clean joke? A man takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man"
"Hillary and Bernie are on a boat Hillary and Bernie Sanders are on a boat. It's sinking. Who survives? America survives"
"I'm a bit worried. I was checking my testicles this morning, and I noticed that one of them... ...is considerably larger than the other two."