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Joke of the Day
"Help! I've been canned with preserved fruits! I guess you could say I'm in a jam."
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"I like my women like I like my wine. 10 years old and in the cellar."
"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."
"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."
"Where do dogs shop for groceries? Wagmans."
"Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I'm from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101"
"Squirrels are like cigarettes. They are completely harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light them on fire."
"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walks into a bar... ...and he orders a drink."
"Bill Gates walks into a Apple Store.... and as he is looking at the ipad he farts. He takes a whiff and says to an employee, you need to buy some windows."
"HR and I apparently disagree on what ""debriefed"" means."