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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a kid with two gay black dads? An orphan."

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"I just sold Viagra to a guy who thinks it's ambien He's going to be up all night"
"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"
"Steve Irwin died as he lived... With nature in his heart"
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their greatest hits are on the wall."
"What do you get when a dragon sneezes? Out of the way. Thanks League smh"
"What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro sinko"
"Q: What do a telephone and a dog have in common? A: They both have collar ID."
"My wife asked me what happened to the hamster. I told her I put Red Bull in its water bottle ""Oh, so you're going to tell me it grew wings and flew away?"" ""No,"" I said. ""It died."""
"It's amazing how kids can't think of a thing to do all day long but you put them to bed at 11 pm & they're busy working on a cure for cancer"