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Joke of the Day
"Lead me not into temptation... fcuk that, follow me, I know a shortcut."
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"You can tell by a woman's feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you."
"Practicing my ""Eye Rolling"" cause you know... tomorrow's Monday."
"Japan's First VR Porn Festival Canceled Prematurely Because of Overcrowding Basically, a bukkake that ended early because everybody came."
"""What? Where?"" -owl on some next level shit"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is I've forgotten now !kn"
"A dog fell 15 stories into a hot tub and lived to tail about it."
"Have you ever been caught masterbating in a closet? Them: No. You: It's a really good hiding spot isn't it....."
"Date: ""You're very tall! Do you play basketball?"" Me: ""You're very fat. Are you a sumo wrestler?"""
"What do I and Ronda Rousey have in common? neither of us can last more than a minute :("