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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet"
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"A guy asks his girlfriend make him feel awesome and sad at the same time Girlfriend: Out of all your friends you have the biggest penis"
"I cant share a coke with my native american friend. You try finding a label that says ""little feather"""