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Joke of the Day
"When is Independence Day 2 coming out? 9/11"
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"Just spent $243.57 at the grocery store so the check out girl didn't think I was just buying KY and condoms."
"A muslim walks into a bar No one survived the blast."
"A cave man walks into a bar... ""Hey, Joe, has any one invented booze yet?"""
"Why were the yearbook students expelled? They shot the whole school."
"Liquor How does a prostitute hold her liquor?"
"Joe sent me to John this morning... Boy was that meeting complete shit!"
"How many children's TV presenters does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier."
"Did you hear about my cruel psychic Maths teacher called Moe who's great with a sniper rifle? He's a mean medium, Moe, with range."
"Margaret Sanger."