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Joke of the Day
"What was the radioactive senior citizen's super power? Gramma Rays"
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"YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u"
"We are in the golden age of watching videos on your phone."
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."
"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One is against the law, the other is a sick bird."
"Why do computer programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25"
"Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c? Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!"
"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."
"What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association"
"Since there are more Chinese people than any other race on Earth, does that mean they have normal eyes and we have big crazy googly ones?"