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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
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"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face. credit to /u/crashdemon."
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing...it just let out a little wine."
"yea whataver ... i have a gf shes uhhh *looks around* imported. i mean foreign. yea shes a Modelo too. no i said model. a very especial girl"
"What kind of papers do dogs write? A ruff draft."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"
"What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language? Italians."
"Did you know George Washington is not on the 1$ bill? It's just a picture of him."
"The judge said to his dentist: ""Pull my tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."""
"What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator? A elevator can raise a kid"