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Joke of the Day

"I am a unicorn hunter You don't see any unicorns around do you?"

"if you love something set it free. except Shamu.. we all love Shamu but he must be imprisoned forever"

"What do you call Detroit's trash? Detroitus"

"My girlfriend said if this get 100 upvotes , we'll try anal. So please don't vote, her strap-on is huge and it really scares me."

"A catholic priest is drowning - if only he had a buoy to hold onto"

"I used to have Multiple Personality Disorder... But now we don't!"

"Sometimes you just have to be straight up with people or they will expect you to bend over backwards."

"I've decided to marry a pencil I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B"

"New Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan TV show. Two and a half kilos."

"Has anyone said, ""Julia Roberts makes me feel like I don't have enough teeth,"" because I'd like to say that."