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Joke of the Day
"Did you know George Washington is not on the 1$ bill? It's just a picture of him."
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"wife: 9 got a ninja costume. Pretend you can't see him 9 [standing in front of the fridge] *giggles* me *hits him in the face with the door*"
"Where do you find a liberal at a convention? In the far left corner!"
"Knock Knock! Who's there... No one because you have no friends."
"What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar"
"Blonde girl changes her name She goes to the local court for it. Girl: I am tired of people calling me Pussy Galore. Judge: What do you want to change it to? Girl: Pussy McNamara."
"The camping shop in Stratford-upon-Avon is having a sale of last season's stock. Their slogan....? Now.. is the winter of our discount tents."
"What did the Mama cow say to the baby cow? It's pasture bedtime."
"Watson was incredibly horny.... Watson was incredibly horny and had a fetish for intelligence. So he tells Sherlock this joke and ""blows"" his mind."
"I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"""