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Joke of the Day
"What kind of papers do dogs write? A ruff draft."
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"What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables"
"Did you hear about the cannibal who was late to dinner? Yeah, he got the cold shoulder."
"I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it's the scientists that aren't washing their hands?"
"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"I'm gonna vote for Trump at elections... Cuz I a'int ever seen a president assassinated"
"Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water."
"What is Canadian graffiti like? Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)"
"Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle."
"I hope the people that monitor my sleep study tonight like watching a man scratch his taint."