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Joke of the Day
"What kind of papers do dogs write? A ruff draft."
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"If con is the opposite of pro ... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"
"What did Barack say to Michelle when he proposed? ""I don't wanna be Obama self"""
"Apparently, if you stop to help an armored truck broke down on the side road, they'll mace and taser you. In that order."
"My sex life is like Coca-Cola; first it was normal, then light and now zero."
"My friend thinks he is smart ! My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"speed dating I'm looking for a girl with fire in her eyes. Her: Hi. My name is Carrie."
"I grew up near the man with the record for most concussions. He was just a stone's throw away."
"You're not fat, you're just... easier to see"
"me: ""what is a librarian's favourite food?"" dog: me: ""SHUSHI lmao"" dog: [starts putting his toys in suitcase]"