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Joke of the Day

"Our doctor's office painted their examination rooms the color 'Bran Muffin'. They hope to keep our attendance more regular."

"wife: can you stop messing around lawyer: im not wife: just read my husband's will please lawyer: that's what it says.. ""oOoOoh im a ghost"""

"A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa"

"Nothing terrifies me more than hearing, ""Mommy close your eyes I have a present."""

"Did you hear about the new Canadian pornographic news network? I'll jizz here, eh?"

"""Ladies and gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."

"what did the kiwi statue said to the other kiwi statue? statue bro?"

"What is the difference between your mom and Kim Kardashian? One is a dirty whore and the other is Kim Kardashian."

"First Rule of Parent Club: If your kid gets their head stuck in something, make sure you get your camera before you help them get it out."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"