142219
Joke of the Day
"A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa"
Next Joke
"My masseur thinks he's naturally better than any masseuse. He's such a massagynist."
"Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most? Reuse."
"Did you here Whitey Bulger was put in solitary confinement because he was caught masterbating in his cell? It was a sticky situation."
"Said I'd buy my son some stuffing for his pillow. He wanted to come with me. Then his sister did too So now I'm getting down with the kids."
"What do you call a ghost who had a sex change? TRANSparent"
"A woman was arrested yesterday for injecting her 8 year daughter with botox before a beauty pageant The child did not look surprised"
"What's black and screams Stevie wonder answering the iron"
"What do priests have in common with my dad's BBQs? They both stick their meat in 10 year old buns."
"*Cute girls approaches* ""You keep glancing over here, so I thought I'd come make the first move"" *Panics* *Starts making car alarm sounds*"