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Joke of the Day
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"On a flight I asked the guy behind me if he minded me reclining my seat. He said he did. It really put my back up."
"My wife said she's breaking up with me, because of my obsession with rhyming, I nearly choked on my tea, what terrible timing!"
"That awkward moment when your ex is dating someone who looks just like you."
"[Picking up girls] Me: you like bad boys, huh? Girls: yea Me to my wing man: tell them Wing man: he's just literally the worst"
"I'm at my most Disney Princess when I fight with my stepfamily before drunkenly losing my shoe at a party."
"What Bible verse keeps every student going? Lunch 11:35."
"Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he Neverlands"
"Why did the woman fire her masseuse? He just rubbed her the wrong way"
"TIL that you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy for boarding the wrong vessel just once Whoops, wrong sub"