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"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"
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"Why does an ethiopian baby cry? He's having a midlife crisis."
"What do you call a car accident between two Nissan pick-up trucks? Crash of the Titans"
"I tried to blow a hair off my laptop screen so now there's some spit next to the hair."
"Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth."
"I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching."
"""These speakers didn't cost that much so I doubt they will work well"" ""that is a cheap stereotype"""
"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."
"Q: What does an attorney wear to work? A: A law suit."
"The greatest joke of all: Your sex life."