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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the new Canadian pornographic news network? I'll jizz here, eh?"
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheistic insomniac? He lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog."
"The little children I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."
"I'm beginning to think I'm a terrible host. Hubs says it's rude to answer every question with ""I don't know. Get the fuck out of my house."""
"how did the Imam order his dessert? Allah mode"
"If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The Swallow"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Conga ! Conga who? Conga go on meeting like this !"
"Why did the sorority girl add NaOH to her Frappuccino? Because she's a basic bitch."
"If you cut down a hundred trees, you are not a lumberjack. But if you suck one dick, you are a cocksucker."
"When I die donate my body to science Science: No thanks we're good"