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Joke of the Day

"I was addicted to the hokey pokey but then I turned myself around."

"""""No one ever"" - everyone always"" - a few people already damn"

"There was once a very unlucky man Crossing the road , he got hit by a truck . Then on his way to heaven , got hit by a plane"

"How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!"

"It's only 8:30 am and I've managed to work ""rock out with your cock out"" into a conversation. This day is already a winner."

"-""I was the girl that hated you back in high school."" -""I'm sorry, can you be more specific?"""

"I once told a guy I was going to attack him with the neck of a guitar... The guy said, ""IS THAT A FRET?"""

"I want to cover you in expensive things like gasoline."

"This waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now."

"What did the West African boy eat for breakfast? Ebola oatmeal..."