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Joke of the Day

"I'm really bad at measuring the correct amount of pasta when cooking, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti tonight""I got extra."

"I heard a 7 year old tell this amazing joke the other day. What is Mario's favorite material? Denim denim denim! *musical*"

"if ur getting chased by a bunch of drunk 90's kids just yell out ""in west Philadelphia born & raised"" then u got like 2 min to run"

"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day."

"Sometimes I think to myself ""I hope to god I'm not agnostic... or do I?"""

"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."

"Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Dies At 84.Who wants to protest a funeral?"

"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."

"What's the easiest way to condense milk? Mlk"

"So I finally figured out how click bait works..."