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Joke of the Day
"Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I've only missed one day."
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"Just found out I'm willing to drive 40mph over the speed limit to prevent a PT Cruiser from passing me."
"Be very careful if you eat mushrooms in the wild. There's not mushroom for error."
"7-Layer Dip 7-Layer dip is a complete basis for the Mexican-Food Space"
"GENIE: you have found my lamp, so I must grant you four wishes ME: I thought it was three? GENIE: You need four"
"Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?"
"14-year old Becky writes ""Stop wars"" as her Facebook status. It gets nine ""likes"", all from world leaders. Peace reigns forever. She did it."
"When I find something in my purse on the first reach-in I feel like I should get some applause or something."
"So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa? I guess all the money really is behind her!"
"They say if you love something you should set it free... So I left my exwife in the middle of the woods...."