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Joke of the Day
"So I finally figured out how click bait works..."
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"Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? Turn around while you wait."
"How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France? Your heart goes ""pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."""
"A drunk man walks into a bakery... He approaches the baker and says ""I fucked your mother!"" On which the baker replies ""Go home dad"""
"Why did the guy lose his job at the suicide prevention hotline? v2 He kept leaving them hanging."
"Why should you never run behind a bus? You will get exhausted."
"Be smart because you won't be pretty forever."
"Do you guys remember that party at Bill Cosby's last weekend? Me neither."
"Oh please! Merkel: ""Alexis, I don't think you Greeks understand the seriousness of your debt situation..."" Tsipras: ""Oh please....you really should give us a bit more credit."""
"dude *scoffs like 7 times in a row* of course i'm not a virgin... i have lots of *starts readin hand, ink is hella smudged* secular intercom"