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Joke of the Day
"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."
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"Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good."
"Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds."
"I cannot walk on water, But I can wobble on whisky."
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"If Trump wins the election, Mexicans be like.. [removed]"
"*slams fists on coffee table* WHAT WAS SCAR FROM LION KINGS NAME BEFORE HE GOT THE SCAR"
"""I see that you're wearing a black shirt, so I'm going to be extra affectionate today."" -Cats"
"What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral? Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving."
"Black Jesus. Went to jail for you"