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Joke of the Day

"BLONDE BICYCLE Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike? A: It was going too fast for her to get on."

"My girlfriend and I like to roleplay She pretends to be a nurse while I pretend she exists."

"Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces? Submarines."

"Q. What do accountants use for birth-control? A. Their personalities."

"In a stunning display of maturity, Kid Rock announces he is changing his name to Adult Contemporary."

"What does the perverted frog say? Rubbit!"

"I like to nickname my penis Buzz Lightyear Because he likes to travel to the star and beyond"

"I was disappointed by the British version of Breaking Bad. It ends after he gets cancer and all his treatment is paid for by the NHS."

"Can I go to a spa and hire someone to pop the pimples on my back? Like what do single people do about back pimples?"

"""Sorry, I lost the name of that person you just met 5 mins ago. But check this out, I found the complete lyrics to Paul Revere!"" - my brain"