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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin? A life time ban at the zoo"
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"So are we all just going to pretend that we didn't spend 2001 yelling, ""Whassup?"" at each other?"
"On a scale of corn to manycorn how impressed are you by my new corn-based number system"
"In Russia, Jesus finds you."
"I'm not lazy... I'm just on my energy saving mode."
"My mom wants to see 50 Shades of Gray with me... I screamed, ""OH HELL NO"" and suggested we see Cinderella instead."
"What do JFK, John Lennon and Donald Trump have in common? Nothing. But a man can dream."
"What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest."
"What kind of jokes does a priest tell? Dad jokes"
"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"