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Joke of the Day
"So are we all just going to pretend that we didn't spend 2001 yelling, ""Whassup?"" at each other?"
Next Joke
"Someone sly sheared sleeping sheep. Talk about shear terror."
"I'll get you wetter than a Scottish summer."
"What did the dentist say to the computer?...This won't hurt a byte"
"The neighbors are looking at me strangely again. Like they have never seen a man sitting on his roof with a pair binoculars before."
"Your restraining order says NO But your lazy eye says.......maybe later."
"Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
"LEONARDO DA VINCI: *on street corner* eeey girl! gimme a smile, girl! nah, not that big. make it cryptic, girl, like 'what is she thinking'"
"What's more covered in sweat than a marathon runner at the end of a race? Josh Duggar at a family reunion."
"What do you call a pirate's helicopter? An Eye-patchy helicopter! >>(Apache) . Ill show myself out."