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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest."
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"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."
"I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, & my fingers...because I can always count on them."
"How do you insult a hamburger patty? Call it a meatball!"
"A wizard named Ifa, who became leader of the Dothraki tribe People call him Wiz-Khal-Ifa"
"What do cannibals on a budget eat? Ramen. (Sound it out.)"
"Plucked from obscurity by the glorious hand of RT the little tweet shouldered its way into your timeline with eyes that shined like justice."
"Brad Pitt and I had a handsome contest and the loser had to adopt a bunch of kids."
"What's a muslim's favourite game? Goat Stimulator"
"There's a hole in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it."