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Joke of the Day
"I've got a great joke about solipsism... But why should I tell you?"
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"I told my vodka about you."
"What is ISIS's favorite smartphone? Samsung Note 7 , according to them it's ""the bomb"" nowadays."
"Let's try something different: How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet? Has that been tried yet?"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They're both stuck up cunts."
"JUST ONCE MORE! PLEEEEEEASE? I PROMISE THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME! LET ME DO IT AND I'LL NEVER ASK AGAIN! -Liam Neeson pitching ""Taken 3"""
"what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog"
"Whenever you see a sword swallower perform, it makes you wonder what sort of activities they used to do to make them realize they had this talent."
"Are you an infidel? 'Cause i beheaden' your way."
"Why did the duck fly Because he was high on Quack"