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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell your room mates gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"My Ebola outbreak brings the CDC to the yard and they're like, sir that's just irritable bowel syndrome."

"After an attempted mugging a few months ago I decided to start carrying a knife... now my muggings are a lot more successful"

"Do old people wear boxers or briefs? Depends."

"What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt"

"How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying 'Uncle Simian Wants You!'"

"I'm deathly afraid of elevators. I take a lot of steps to avoid them."

"There was a blackout in our neighborhood The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"

"What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers"

"Emos have the hairiest pussies Because you know they don't use those razor blades to shave"