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Joke of the Day

"I have but one question Why did curiousity kill the cat?"

"What's the difference between a penis and a Christmas present? You wrap the present *after* you put it in the box."

"Why does the baker have so many loaves? Because they bred."

"I'm Finally Done Smoking My name was legally changed yesterday."

"What is the difference between a millennial and a gun? A gun only has one trigger."

"I met a girl last night with an AOL email address. She also had no idea women could vote and that we have a black president."

"Me: it's robocop Wife: it's not robocop it's dangerous *a roomba with a gun taped to it is shooting at our cat*"

"KANYE FOR PRESIDENT."

"If you drop a piano down a mine shaft what key does it play in? A flat minor"

"Yesterday was kinda boring, I pretty much just hung around in my underwear all day... ...got kicked out of quite a few businesses though."