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Joke of the Day
"Ask me about my vow of silence."
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"We can all agree that everyone else has terrible taste in music."
"Cow joke What's wrong with Bessie? She looks like she's in constant pain! She has mooootiple sclerosis"
"four years ago I asked out the woman of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me!!! She said no both times."
"What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day."
"What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops? ""Am I free to ghost?"""
"People that cut others off while talking should go to jail. But only serve half their sentence."
"Like grandpa always said, 'If you kids don't stop retweeting yourself, you'll go blind.'"
"I snatch kisses... ...and vice versa."
"Now the Supreme Court has ruled that corporations are legally a person with rights, there are a lot of rape charges I'm filing against them."