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Joke of the Day

"I started a company... I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"Have you heard about the Polish strip club? There are Poles everywhere."

"Look, Granny, I'm a little white boy!"

"Do people ever come up and sing your own songs to you? Dave Grohl: Literally all the time Me: What if I say I'm not like the others?"

"What is the most awkward name a gay person can have? Christian"

"LIFE HACK: give ur next child a normal name ME: are u still mad that ur mother and i named u Life Hack"

"My grandma had a lock installed on her medicine cabinet poor thing no one's ever going to visit her again"

"What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11? It turned into a hexagon."

"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."

"Best Pokemon go pickup line... I'll let you see my Pokemon if I can have a pikachu. This is my first post. Please be kind. :)"