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Joke of the Day
"i've decided to start a new healthier lifestyle. I'm adding cranberry juice to my morning Vodka."
Next Joke
"What to hear something funny? Original Content"
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to get in her trunk or she'll have to do this the hard way."
"I went to the zoo the other day,... there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu."
"There are 3 kinds of people in the world those who can count and those who can't."
"Who finds america? Funny Joke Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"I was trying to think of a pun about herbs and fish But it was neither the thyme nor plaice"
"What did Hitler eat for breakfast? Luftwaffes"
"I invited a girl back to my house for cocktails. She got excited at the thought but left when I started telling her stories about my rooster."
"Did you hear about the cheese truck that crashed? The street was littered with de brie"