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Joke of the Day
"why did the energizer bunny go to jail? he got charged with battery"
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"My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was ""well I have known chicken longer..."""
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"Yo momma's house so dirty When she smokes a cigarette, she turns it around to put it in the ashtray."
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