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Joke of the Day

"Why does Victoria beckham shave her twat? Because he can't be trusted with the razor."

"""Did you watch Big Hero 6?"" ""No, I still haven't seen Big Hero 1-5."""

"Never hold in a fart... they go to your head, and that's where shitty ideas come from."

"A guy wraps himself in plastic wrap, no clothes or anything and walks into a psychologists office. The first thing she says is, ""I can see your nuts."""

"Lovers decided to commit suicide. The boy jumped first. The girl did not. From that day, started the concept of...Ladies First. @Laugh_Riot"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? ""argh..."" ""NO, IT BE THE SEA"""

"Little known fact: Henry Ford called it an automobile because ""Horse with no Name"" sounded stupid."

"Why do you never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp? She's probably thick and tired of it."

"How do you make a cat go woof? You pour some gasoline and toss a match and WOOF!"

"ME: I need help losing weight. I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing."