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Joke of the Day

"[boss calls me to office] We found a lot of disgusting porn on your computer. Thats a matter of opinion. Some may say it's the right amount."

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."

"If Yo Yo Ma doesn't answer the phone by saying ""cello"" then I consider his entire life a failure."

"How do you say, Richard and Robert raped the rabbit, with no R's Dick and Bob fucked a bunny."

"Yo mama is so hairy... ...She doesn't have a bush, she has a whole damn rain forest."

"What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican? Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal."

"This Doctor... Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Doctor. Interup- You have cancer."

"What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? They go back four seconds."

"How do you tell if someone is ticklish? Testicles."

"What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe? The Continental OP."