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Joke of the Day
"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."
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"I Wasn't Too Keen On The Idea Of Gay Parenting Until I met my wife, who was raised by two dads. That's when I came to my senses and realized.. NO MOTHER-IN-LAW!"
"What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around? A private investigator."
"my girlfriends said if this gets 1000 up votes then I probably reposted somebody elses joke"
"What if Steven hawking is the real slim shady We'll never know because he can't stand up"
"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No idea. I pretty much just zone out whenever I'm behind the wheel. Did anyone die?"
"Give a man a cat and he eats for a day. Give him too many cats, and people will be like, ""Are you giving cats to that guy who eats cats?!?"""
"Camping for your honeymoon Is fucking intents"
"first time posting a joke, go easy Sponge bob walks into the Krusty crab and finds mr crabs on the floor. ""Sponge bob, i need money."" Sponge bob turns around and yells ""call the Jews"""
"My leg goes to sleep as soon as the dog starts humping it. I'm afraid they're married."