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Joke of the Day

"Caveman1: look, I invent wheel Caveman2: what we do now? Caveman1: wait for Jesus to take wheel Caveman2: dum dum Jesus not invented yet"

"If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me."

"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"

"Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July r/jokes!"

"How do you stop a Mexican tank? Shoot the guy who's pushing it."

"What is Polands national sport? Paintball"

"Paralympics Q: What's better than winning the Paralympics? A: Having legs!"

"Guy [beating me up for making a joke at an inappropriate time]: whos funny now you piece of shit Me: wait, you thought i was funny before?"

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a... Never mind, they're already done, and they paid for it too."

"Hurry! Invest in Viagra stock!! I heard it's about to go up!"