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Joke of the Day
"What is my ex girlfriend's favorite hands on day in math class? Manipulatives. god i'm so lonely"
Next Joke
"I would really love to see how Michaelangelo managed to paint that ceiling with his nunchucks."
"That new movie called Erectile dysfunction What a flop."
"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"
"It's black, and when it falls out of a tree your piano breaks. Your piano."
"The new stars wars episode has been named Episode seven: return of the lens flair"
"Why is 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9"
"If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get? Missile toe."
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog I can make my dog come"
"You say ""kiss ass,"" I say ""rim job enthusiast."""