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Joke of the Day

"One good thing about pedophiles....! At least they drive slow in school zones...!"

"Next time you are in a restaurant, give this a thought. The fork you are using has been in the mouth of hundreds of people. Now look at the people eating right by you. Scary, right?"

"Why did the blind guy have a burnt face? He answered the iron."

"What is the name of the charity organization that kills 90% of all of its ""rescues""? Make a Wish Foundation"

"So my dad posted a picture on Facebook with captioned ""Condom challenge fail"" It was a photo of me."

"There is simply no need to add ""NSFW"" in your bio. This is twitter. None of us have jobs."

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer I have no idea what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"If you know how many calories are in your donut, you're not eating it right."

"You mail one pig fetus with a note saying ""I'm oinkers for you!"" attached, and suddenly you're 'psycho'. Whatever."

"Two Bar S truck drivers get caught in a snowstorm. Stranded for days. They cannibalize each other than eat their product."