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Joke of the Day

"One good thing about pedophiles....! At least they drive slow in school zones...!"

"Q: What do you call a spooky waterway? A: The Eerie Canal."

"Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair. Available for bachelor parties."

"Go to a fancy restaurant. Order the lobster. Order it alive. When it comes, order food for your new pet lobster. Then take lobster home."

"Whoever said that collectively women are the fair sex obviously didn't understand the meaning of fair, or women, or maybe even sex..."

"How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover."

"All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts."

"knock knock player 1: whos there player 2: hola player 1: hola who player 2: holawhosn"

"My bf asked me to act like a ""naughty school girl"" for him so I forged a note from my mom saying I don't have to participate."

"A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia."